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Man-boobs are going to be all the rage this summer

“The man is in every way male except for his enormous breasts,” stated Doctor Zhang Lilan from the Jinan Chest Hospital.

According to him, “He is a farmer and finds them extremely uncomfortable since he does a lot of manual labor, and they hinder him in many ways.”

“If I had a pair like his, I’d be engaging in a lot of manual work… I’d be playing with them all day.”

“He mentioned that this situation has drawn significant attention in his village, with people appearing just to point and laugh at him. As a result, he now has to wear a heavy coat to conceal his figure, even during the warmest weather.”

The man, 53-year-old Guo Feng, remarked, “About ten years ago, my chest began to grow larger, but I didn’t think much of it since I was gaining weight everywhere. However, in the last few years, it has become unbearable, and I have visited numerous hospitals without anyone able to assist me.”

“I have spent all my money on tests and examinations and am still no closer to a solution — in fact, my breasts are now larger than ever.”

“Sometimes, I feel as though the doctors are unwilling to help me because they view me as a medical oddity.”

He expressed that if he cannot find help, he would consider cutting them off himself and has urged doctors to intervene before he takes such drastic measures.

However, the doctors mentioned they prefer not to proceed until the underlying issue is identified.

Doctor Zhang Lilan continued, “In my 30 years of experience at the chest clinic, I have never encountered anything like this.”

Gaoyong Hong, the clinic’s boss, remarked, “We speculated whether he had ingested any poisons or contaminants, but after testing his blood, we found nothing. His genetic material also appears normal. We conducted an X-ray, ruling out cancer. It seems to consist of fatty tissue — at best, we can suggest this is the largest case of man boobs ever.”

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