I wish that Colin Firth’s wife Livia would just keep quiet.
I’m completely sick of constantly hearing about her so-called recycled dresses and how stunning they are (which they aren’t), especially the one she donned at the Oscars that was supposedly crafted from eleven old dresses. Honestly, Livia, it appeared as if it was stitched together from eleven discarded dresses. In fact, its odor of working-class people was so strong that I’m surprised you managed to traverse the red carpet without fainting. You really didn’t need to announce it, Livia… we all noticed you’re quite the Eco-warrior. But I can’t help but wonder, what would be the cost to assemble such a dress?
How many labor hours were invested? Which designer was behind it, and is there any chance the average person could ever afford such eco-couture luxury?
The issue with individuals like Livia Firth is that they seem to forget what life is like for us regular folks.
On Oscars night, Colin Firth announced with pride that his suit was made of sustainable fabric designed by former Gucci head Tom Ford. Yes, that Tom Ford whose suits typically sell for about $6000 each.
Mrs. Firth, we pose the question, “Could you truly be such an incredible eco-warrior, as you claim, if you were living on minimum wage?”
The reality is, Mrs. Firth, you likely could not. So please, spare us your eco lectures in the future… thank you, darling.
