Known as Jordan, Katie Price is set to launch “Jordan Idol”.
A televised search for her successor is on the way.
Though details remain scant, it seems that to do well in the competition, one might need to disregard reading and writing, maintain an open-leg stance for lengthy hours, prioritize anything but their children, and throw any existing morals right out the window.
Oh, and remember to be kind to horses.
But seriously, can you picture the kind of individuals who will be lining up to become “Jordan Idol”?
It will likely consist of a group of women eager to flaunt themselves at any public event. Or they will ensure that when exiting a vehicle, photographers in the gutter capture a perfect shot of their privates.
Only when their daughter’s ‘Camel Toe’ makes the front of a tabloid will their parents feel any pride.
All that Jordan is really known for is her willingness to expose herself…that’s essentially it.
Her talents are nonexistent…it’s baffling what she actually contributes, and even more puzzling why the superficial segments of society take any interest in her.
I can’t say for certain how many books she’s penned, but I do know she’s produced a few autobiographies. It’s clear she has little to do with the content of these books.
When Price was interviewed by Graham Norton, he inquired about some sections in her latest autobiography, and she appeared utterly oblivious to what he was referring.
It’s about time this untalented individual was given the silent treatment.
by Harry Harper
