It has come to light that the number of gullible fools online is on the rise. Researchers from Mierda College have announced that one in three internet users are lacking in common sense and should face consequences.
Conducting the survey, Professor Don Puta shared some of the mistakes made by surfers – “One individual spent $250 on a plan that promised to teach him how to make $80 an hour part-time, but instead received an email that simply stated ‘become a prostitute.'”
“Additionally, another person forked out $1000 for 1000 cigarette lighters but ended up with 1000 book matches,” Professor Kough explained.
Today, the internet is inundated with ads claiming things like ‘I make $9000 a month online (from suckers like you),’ yet there seems to be no way to eliminate them. Regarding this issue, CyberTwunts spokesperson, Ivor Limpstick, from Internet Watchdog said that if individuals truly wished to waste their money, they could reach out to him, stating, “If you’re considering trying one of these scams, just send me the cash – you won’t gain anything, but at least I’ll utilize it for something worthwhile like drinks and ladies!”
Looking left or right, you might just spot one of these scams at this very moment – why not take a click and squander a bit of your hard-earned cash?
by Lorelle Heath
