A DWARF performer was taken to the hospital after an act went horribly wrong, resulting in his penis getting stuck to a vacuum cleaner.
Due to perform at the Circus of Horrors during a festival celebrated for its quirky and eccentric acts, Daniel Blackner, also known as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, had a particular segment planned involving a vacuum cleaner attached to his member using a specialized device.
However, before he could perform, the apparatus malfunctioned. Attempting to repair it, Mr. Blackner turned to extra-strong glue but failed to adhere to the proper drying time, allowing it only 20 seconds instead of the necessary 20 minutes.
He then proceeded to directly attach it to his organ, leading to a comically disastrous situation filled with laughter, horror, and ultimately… hospitalization.
Mr. Blackner reflected on this experience, stating, “Being wheeled into a crowded A&E with a vacuum stuck to me was the most humiliating moment of my life.”
“I hoped for the ground to open up and swallow me whole. Fortunately, the medical staff attended to me swiftly, so the embarrassment didn’t linger for too long.”
