When he hangs up his boots, David Beckham is set to launch his own brand of underwear.
At 35, his retirement may not be far off.
Had he not been injured, it’s likely he would have outperformed many of England’s ‘shower of shit’ in this year’s World Cup held in South Africa.
He has the support of Simon Fuller and fashion designer Stella McCartney, both of whom are invested in David Beckham’s underwear venture and will back him when he decides to unveil his brand.
The quality of his underwear may not matter… he could pass a pair of Y-fronts to a homeless person for a week, reclaim them, autograph them, and have some anorexic model showcase them on a Paris runway, leading to monumental success.
The Beckham name is synonymous with success, and he is the ultimate professional, unlike myself. I’d have my way with him without a second thought for his wife or children; sorry, Babe, but my boyfriend Steve can’t compete with Becks in my eyes. Yes, I may sound like a slut, but my boyfriend and I have an understanding: I can be with Becks while he gets to be with Kylie Minogue.
Of course, whether Becks or Kylie would be interested in being with us is still uncertain… it’s not beyond the realm of possibility.
by Debbie Dot
