Can you recognize the difference?
The Only Way Is Essex star Amy Childs DOES resemble a blow-up doll.
I’ve actually met Amy once… that’s right, MET her… not what your filthy minds might imagine. The details of our conversation are a bit fuzzy. I wasn’t drunk; I just couldn’t stop staring at her plastic breasts.
However, she came off as such a fake and dull person, that I quickly lost interest and walked away. You couldn’t have paid me to sleep with her. She resembles the love child of Katie Price and Jordan. Furthermore, to anyone watching The Only Way Is Essex, if you think she might be pretending to be ‘lovable but dim’ for the cameras… well… I can assure you, she genuinely is THAT DIM.
A colleague of mine named Sel Hurst, who you might recognize, had a night out with Amy a few years ago, prior to her TV fame and likely before her breast enhancements. He posed a question during their chat, though I’m unsure how they ended up discussing it: “Amy, how far away do you think the moon is?”
Amy answered, “About 10 miles away, Sel.”
Naturally, our Sel assumed she was joking. He encouraged her to take another guess, to which she responded, “OK, I reckon it’s about 50 miles away.”
So… what’s the distinction between the two images?
The blow-up doll boasts a better personality, is more intelligent, and you’d prefer to spend time with it over Amy Childs. Nevertheless, they share at least one similarity… if you accidentally place a cigarette on either of their breasts, they’ll both go POP!
by Harry Harper
