The ongoing tale of Peter Andre and Jordan is starting to wear on me.
In reality, it’s not much of a tale… rather, it consists of two quite dull individuals who have separated.
It’s astonishing to see the seemingly endless interest from the British public in this situation.
Jordan’s charisma was, and remains, about as stimulating as listening to a Kevin Rudd address.
However, there’s always a flip side—Peter Andre is now in a relationship with a woman who once served as a chaperone for Jordan/Katie Price.
Her name is Angela Mogridge, 28, and she hails from Brisbane. Angela operates a graphic design business and has been known to accompany various celebrities like Paris Hilton.
She appears to be a fairly sensible person and is, without a doubt, beautiful. I mean, Peter 
Andre seems like a decent fellow… harmless, but undeniably superficial. Why would anyone wish to get entangled with Katie Price?
Feel free to enjoy the physical aspect of it, but let’s be real—you wouldn’t be swapping contact details… I can’t imagine you would.
Did you know that “Parasite” can be rearranged to form “Katie Price”… well, it can’t, but… you see where I’m headed with this.
In any case, I truly hope Pete is moving forward in his life, as he appears to be a decent guy who genuinely loves and would do anything for his children. I also hope he’s found happiness with his new partner, as I certainly would be.
by Milo Johnson
