All that money and Coleen Rooney still has a whinge

In Dubai, Coleen Rooney is enjoying the sun and sipping on $60 glasses of champagne. Yet, she still complained to a guest at the 7-star hotel, stating, “We deserved a break”.

Is Wayne’s weekly wage of $450,000 making life too stressful for you? With all that shopping to do, I genuinely wonder how you manage, love.

Currently, Rooney isn’t even on the pitch, and when he does play, his performance has been lackluster. Don’t misunderstand me; Wayne Rooney is indeed a talented soccer player. However, if I were underperforming in my job, I would likely face termination, as would many of us, and I certainly wouldn’t expect a pay raise.

This situation exemplifies how inflated the salaries in soccer have become. Especially when considering the sacrifices made by our Australian soldiers in Afghanistan, along with the British forces. What is the salary of a soldier? What do they receive for facing gunfire? And how much do families get compensated when a soldier loses his or her life?

I can’t say for certain, but I know it pales in comparison to what Wayne Rooney earns.

Back in Dubai, do people genuinely want to hear a couple of overpaid scousers whining about their life issues while they order $400 lunches by the pool at one of the world’s priciest hotels? The term “whinging Poms” didn’t come from nowhere.

Despite their wealth, they seem to appear rather miserable. No sum of money will alter Wayne’s appearance, so sadly, he will always resemble Shrek’s not-so-charming sibling.

by Debbie Dot

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