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Big Belle’s Banana Bread

Have you ever wanted to impress your friends with some great food? Here is a recipe that will get their tastebuds going...unless you don't...

Do something sexy

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow...

Toilets and potatoes don’t mix!

A man learnt two simple yet important lessons recently: 1. Potatoes cannot be flushed down toilets. 2. Setting a fire alarm off rarely solves non-fire related...

Dear Lily – My colleague is making my life a misery

Dear Lily, I have a female colleague at work who is making my life a misery. She's really ambitious and competitive, and she tries to...

I saw my mate Charlie this morning

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.  I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”  He said, “I'm off to...

Christmas Dinner, in an ice cream!

Calling all foodies!  We’ve got something that will butter your parsnips. And we can’t even say what it will do to your sprouts. Let us...

Dear Lily – Should I tell my daughter Santa’s not real?

Dear Lily, My daughter is starting to ask the inevitable questions: Where do babies come from? What happens when people die? Why does mummy have...

Dear Lily – Has Satan taken my son?

Dear Lily, I am really worried about my youngest son. He's only 15 but I think him and his friends might be drinking alcohol and...

Big Belle’s Simple Chocolate Pudding

Everyone loves chocolate...unless you are lactose intolerant and that's not my problem. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self raising flour 100g or 1/2 cup caster...

Man realises he’s been pooing wrong his whole life

It has to be the most bizarre epiphany ever. A guy found out he’d been going to the toilet wrong his whole life when he...

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