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Guilty! Lawyers have the dirtiest desks

Lawyers and accountants are among the most unhygienic office workers, a survey has found. Just over half of office workers were not aware that bacteria...

5 tough questions a woman can ask a man

These are most certainly the toughest questions a woman can ever ask a man. The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love...

Do something sexy

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow...

Toilets and potatoes don’t mix!

A man learnt two simple yet important lessons recently: 1. Potatoes cannot be flushed down toilets. 2. Setting a fire alarm off rarely solves non-fire related...

Dear Lily – My colleague is making my life a misery

Dear Lily, I have a female colleague at work who is making my life a misery. She's really ambitious and competitive, and she tries to...

I saw my mate Charlie this morning

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.  I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”  He said, “I'm off to...

Christmas Dinner, in an ice cream!

Calling all foodies!  We’ve got something that will butter your parsnips. And we can’t even say what it will do to your sprouts. Let us...

Dear Lily – Should I tell my daughter Santa’s not real?

Dear Lily, My daughter is starting to ask the inevitable questions: Where do babies come from? What happens when people die? Why does mummy have...

Dear Lily – Has Satan taken my son?

Dear Lily, I am really worried about my youngest son. He's only 15 but I think him and his friends might be drinking alcohol and...

Big Belle’s Simple Chocolate Pudding

Everyone loves chocolate...unless you are lactose intolerant and that's not my problem. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self raising flour 100g or 1/2 cup caster...

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