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Dear Lily – I need someone to impregnate me

Dear Lily, I thought things were going great with my boyfriend. We have so much in common, have the same wicked sense of humour and...

Dear Lily – I’m in love with an armed robber

Dear Lily, I’ve fallen in love with an absolutely wonderful man who is kind and funny and loving. The only issue is that he’s in...

Dear Lily – Is my best friend just jealous?

Dear Lily, My best friend confronted me last night and told me that since I started going out with my girlfriend I’ve totally changed. It’s...

Dear Lily – I can’t get girls to sleep with me

Dear Lily, I’m having terrible trouble getting women to sleep with me, even though I have my chat-up technique honed to a fine art. Basically,...

Dear Lily – I accidentally proposed to my girlfriend

Dear Lily, I have accidentally proposed to my girlfriend. After plying me with cider the evil temptress bewitched me with promises of a blow job...

Dear Lily – How do I become a lesbian?

Dear Lily, It’s been so long since someone rang my bell I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever have another orgasm that doesn’t involve four...

Dear Lily – My boyfriend wants a threesome

Dear Lily, My boyfriend keeps going on and on about inviting another woman into our relationship. While in principle I don’t object, the woman he...

Dear Lily – Help me to decide

Dear Lily, There are two men at work who appear to want to sex me, but I can’t decide between them. One of them has...

Dear Lily – I am feeling depressed

Dear Lily, I am feeling depressed just now as I really hate my job. I've been working there for over 2 years but I've never...

Dear Lily – Can you help me find a man?

Dear Lily, I am a 31 year old woman and I haven't yet managed to find that special someone. I used to relish being single...

Dear Lily – I have an embarrasing condition

Dear Lily, Last weekend I was on a night out with the girls to celebrate my 36th birthday. Clad arse to tit in neon lycra,...

Dear Lily – My doctor says I’m obese

Dear Lily, I have never been particularly thin, but recently I was told by my doctor that I'm clinically obese and I am beginning to...

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