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Dear Lily – My husband hates my beard

Lily

Lily

Dear Lily,

Recently, I came to the conclusion that I am tired of purchasing costly shaving products and dedicating so much time each morning to shaving. Now that my beard is thick and full, I think I look good, but my husband has a different opinion. Should I remove it again just to please him?

Lily says – You should consider yourself fortunate. The last time we were pretending to be pirates in the backyard, I had to use my mummy’s kitchen scissors to shave my granny’s dog, Bilko, to collect enough hair to create a believable beard for the pirate king. It worked for a while, but you could spot the Sellotape, and it wasn’t long before Granny discovered Bilko trembling behind the sofa, which resulted in her going absolutely mad. You’re also fortunate that a beard is your only concern: just the other day in ballet class, we were all distracted when we spotted Amanda Sullivan’s ginger pubes visible through her leotard. While it was quite amusing at first, it became really distracting after some time and definitely threw me off my demi-pliés.

I hope this helps!

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