Dear Lily,
My new boyfriend is sweet, fun, and attractive; however, he has a tiny penis. I can’t help but feel a bit repulsed by its small size. Although I’ve assured him that size isn’t important and that it’s not that small, I find myself secretly recoiling at the sight of his underwhelming little cocktail sausage whenever we have sex. Do you think I should end the relationship?
Lily says – The male member is quite an intriguing and somewhat eerie object. The first time I saw one was in the garden, while my granny’s dog, Sergeant Bilko, was playing with my sister. They were frolicking on the lawn when he suddenly became frisky and started trying to rub against my sister. I noticed a little red lipstick beginning to emerge from between his legs. I kept quiet, just watching it grow longer. My sister thought he was dancing with her and began laughing, calling for my granny and grandpa to watch Bilko dance. I laughed as well, especially when Sergeant Bilko ended up doing a white wee-wee on her back.
So, if I were in your position, I would steer clear of anyone with a penis, regardless of its size, and if you’re invited to dance, make sure to have plenty of tissues on hand.
Hope that helps!
