Dear Lily,
I believed everything was going really well with my boyfriend. We share numerous similarities, our humor is delightfully wicked, and we both take a relaxed viewpoint on life. Additionally, our intimate moments feel like two eager sheep romping in a meadow. So, as you can imagine, I was utterly devastated to receive an unexpected text message proclaiming that it was over and instructing me never to reach out or approach him or his relatives.
To make matters worse, now I’ll need to search for another partner to conceive the next messiah and initiate the downfall of humanity. I thought this one was genuinely interested – where exactly am I going astray?
Lily says – Rejection is something even the strongest among us have to face at times: just look at Cheryl Cole. She lost her position on American X-Factor reportedly due to her German accent; at least that’s the narrative portrayed by the media. However, it’s widely speculated that it’s more about her alleged tendency to physically assault black individuals, and with at least 75 black people in America, including King Obama, they surely wouldn’t welcome her. Now, dear Cheryl has been dismissed, left without a job or a husband, and unlike Rhianna and Lady Gaga, she doesn’t even perform suggestive dances in her underwear, so it’s just a matter of time before the public loses interest in her. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that her new companion Will.i.am can revive her career – although considering he struggles with the use of a full stop, that seems doubtful.
Hope that provides some clarity!
