Dear Lily,
At work, there are two men who seem interested in me, but I’m uncertain about whom to choose. One possesses an impressive physique, attractive hair, and a sculpted jawline; however, he works in the canteen and drives a Nissan Micra. The other man is balding, has a bit of a belly, and has an unpleasant odor. On the other hand, he holds an executive position, and I’m fairly certain he would treat me to luxurious gifts if I allow him some intimacy. How should I make my decision?
Lily says – If I were in your shoes, I would avoid both options. I faced a similar dilemma when I had to select a partner for American country dancing, something Mrs. Paisley insists on during playtime, likely due to her being roughly 700 years old and a bit eccentric. My choice was between Oliver French, who has a habit of picking his nose and consuming his finds, or Martin Fraser, who frequently keeps his hands in his trousers. To say I made the wrong choice would be an understatement—I ended up with large grey boogers on my hand throughout the Kentucky Mountain Square dance. Rather than making a tough choice, I highly recommend you find a nice, clean girl to be your partner, or even better, avoid getting entangled in those extra-curricular line dancing situations conjured up by elderly ladies altogether.
Hope that helps!
