I’ve received numerous letters that I haven’t responded to; the reason being, honestly, I was just too amused! Here they are…
Dear Woosy, A couple of ladies moved in across the hall from me. One is a gym teacher in her middle age, while the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two are inseparable, and I’ve yet to see any man enter or exit their apartment. Could they possibly be Lebanese?
Dear Woosy, What should I do about the sex, nudity, language, and violence that I keep seeing on my VCR?
Dear Woosy, I find myself unable to trust a man I’m involved with. He cheats so frequently that I’m starting to wonder if the baby I’m expecting is even his.
Dear Woosy, As a liberated twenty-three-year-old woman, I’ve been on the pill for two years now. It’s becoming costly, and I believe my boyfriend should contribute half, but I feel uncertain discussing finances with him since I don’t know him well enough.
Dear Woosy, I had my suspicions that my husband was being unfaithful, and when I confronted him with the proof, he denied everything and claimed it would never happen again. Can I trust him?
Dear Woosy, Our son wrote to us saying he is taking Judo. Why would a boy brought up in a respectable Christian household turn away from his own faith?
Dear Woosy, I joined the Navy to explore the world. Having seen it now, what are my options for getting out?
Dear Woosy, My son, who is 40, has been seeing a psychiatrist for two-and-a-half years now, paying him $50 an hour. Does that mean he’s insane?
Dear Woosy, Would it be acceptable if I gave my doctor a small gift? After trying for years to conceive without success, he was finally the one who helped me.
Dear Woosy, My mother can be quite mean and has a short temper. Do you think she might be experiencing a mental pause?
Dear Woosy, You advised a woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband is a doctor, and he lost all interest in sex years ago. What should I do now?
Dear Woosy, My girlfriend claims that I never resolve my own issues. How can I demonstrate to her that she is mistaken?
Keep them coming…
