Dear Woosy,
I am an 18-year-old, bubbly and attractive girl. Yesterday, I overheard my parents discussing plans to marry me off to a bald, pot-bellied man who is double my age. This man has a substantial fortune, and my parents believe that marrying him would secure my financial future. I absolutely despise the thought. I am in urgent need of advice.
Woosy says – While your query does not specify whether your concerns about marrying this man arise from his baldness, his pot belly, or his age, I will address all three points. Baldness should actually encourage you, as it has been shown that a receding hairline often indicates heightened hormonal activity and reflects the man’s virility. There exists a plethora of research supporting the idea that pot-bellied men tend to be better fathers, more skilled cooks, and possess a sharper sense of humor. As for his age, allow me to clarify that you won’t remain half his age indefinitely. When he reaches 100 years, you won’t be a mere 50; instead, you’ll find yourself as a feeble, toothless octogenarian. Therefore, all your worries are unfounded. Don’t give it another thought. Dive in and enjoy his wealth!
