Dear Woosy,
I’m feeling incredibly upset with my twin brother and girlfriend, and I’m at a loss for what to do! I’ve been dating “Staci” since our junior year in high school, and she’s the only woman I’ve truly loved. Now that we both turn 20, we’ve had discussions about marriage. I thought that everything was going well, but three days ago, she revealed that she and my brother “Nathan” have been sleeping together this entire time. Now, it seems that Staci and Nathan are a couple. The two people I am closest to have betrayed me — with each other! What should I do?
Woosy says – It’s never too soon to experience the painful disappointments that love and family can bring.
It may take a long time before trust can be restored in your life. This hurt is natural, and it’s important to acknowledge that. Have you considered what might help you feel better, though?
Revenge Sex.
It’s crucial to teach Staci a lesson (don’t fret, we’ll address your brother shortly) that she won’t forget.
You may need to consider sleeping with Staci’s mother.
You might wonder, why her mother and not her sister, friend, or cousin? I’ll explain: Staci cheated on you with your twin brother. That’s really low.
To outdo Staci in this twisted game (and this is definitely a game – one you will win, without a doubt), you must go lower and choose something even more deplorable. Engaging with Staci’s mother could be the answer.
When you next encounter your ex, you should have a conversation along these lines:
YOU: Staci, you’ve torn my heart out and tossed it around like a football. So now, I’m going to sleep with your mum to balance the scales, okay?
STACI: Laughter
Don’t be mistaken, she will chuckle at your words, thinking it’s just anger speaking. But you, I, and soon Staci’s mother will understand how serious you actually are.
But, you might be wondering, how can I persuade Staci’s mum to have sex with me?. Here’s a three-step plan that I believe will work:
1. Start visiting Staci’s mum’s house occasionally, gradually increasing the frequency. Be helpful and attentive, ensuring that Staci is aware of your actions.
2. By this point, Staci will probably have informed her mother that you’re just using her for revenge. Staci’s mum, however, likely won’t buy that. She might feel offended that her daughter thinks she can’t attract a good-looking young man (presumably you are handsome) without an ulterior motive. This friction can be leveraged to your advantage.
3. Continue with step 1, but elevate your efforts. Confide in her about how deeply you loved Staci and the pain she caused you. Occasionally, offer her a genuine compliment, if possible. You could even mention that you’ve always had a small crush on her. If that’s true, even better.
That’s pretty much the gist of it.
If you can, try to arrange for Staci to unexpectedly walk in on you and her mother during an intimate moment. The next time you see Staci, suggest she might soon be calling you ‘daddy.’
Winning over Staci’s mother is likely to be a drawn-out endeavor, so practice patience. The greater the effort you put into achieving something, the more rewarding it will feel once it’s yours.
When Staci realizes what’s happening, she will likely harbor animosity toward you. That’s alright. Beneath the surface of her hatred and anger, she will still respect you.
As for brother Nathan? I can confidently say that he and Staci likely won’t endure for long. Now that the secrecy is gone, where’s the thrill in their relationship? It’s no longer forbidden, hence it won’t be as exciting anymore. I predict they’ll last no more than a month to six weeks, tops.
Once Staci is out of the picture, you can lay on the guilt trip that, if executed properly, could last until one of you passes away.
Nothing is off-limits. You could ask for money, blood, a kidney, or anything else you think of. If he hesitates, gently remind him of how he wrecked your life by stealing the only girl you ever loved.
Encourage other family members to apply pressure on him, too. Guilt is an emotion that runs deep in families. Don’t feel remorseful for making your brother confront the reality of his actions.
This situation is unhealthy.
