Dear Woosy,
I feel unattractive, lacking in charm, and deeply lonely. Are there any spells or potions you could suggest that might assist me in attracting men?
Woosy says –The breast implant spell tends to be quite effective. To start, you’ll need to write a check, and after undergoing a minor surgical procedure, you’ll find yourself capable of captivating men. Naturally, you may still feel unattractive, but at least you will have a decent figure.