Dear Woosy – I’m so lonely

Dear Woosy,

I’m ugly, charmless and very lonely. Do you have any spells or potions that would help me to pick up men?

Woosy says –The breast implant spell is quite effective. You begin it by writing a check and after a little minor surgery you will be able to spellbind men. Of course you will still be ugly but at least you’ll have descent cans.


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