Dear Woosy,
I am in a position where I truly desire to expand our family with another child; however, my husband believes that having just one child is ideal for us. With our son now three years old, I find myself constantly observing pregnant women and longing to experience that again. Despite my efforts to persuade him, he remains firm in his decision. Although I don’t want to deceive him into having another baby, I am willing to explore whatever options are available to me.
Woosy says – It’s unfortunate to hear that you and your husband disagree on such a significant matter between partners.
While I don’t typically suggest extreme measures, your letter indicates that you are genuinely committed to the idea of becoming a mother of two.
If your desperation is as intense as you describe, consider proposing a no strings attached three-way encounter involving you and the attractive 20-year-old teacher’s aide from your son’s preschool, in return for another child (should you happen to be ovulating then, it might result in a favorable outcome for everyone involved).
Ensure you establish specific boundaries and confirm that all parties are aware that it’s a one-time arrangement. You might also want to be quite inebriated. With some luck, you could blackout and erase the memory of the event.
Proceed with caution if you choose to take this path. I previously advised another mother who, while not desperate enough for a three-way, ended up with a live-in au pair from Sweden named Annika (who possesses the most astounding physique). Fortunately, she is currently preoccupied with breastfeeding her newborn and remains indifferent.
