Dear Lily,
For over 6 years, I have been married to my husband and we share three children. However, for some time now, I’ve been experiencing sexual feelings for other women, and I’m uncertain about what this signifies. While my husband and I continue to enjoy a healthy sex life, I find myself mentally substituting his flushed face with that of Amanda Holden during our intimate moments. Additionally, I can’t resist touching myself in the morning when Loose Women airs and they discuss intimate feminine topics in a rather suggestive and lively manner. Does this mean I have become entirely lesbian?
Lily says – It’s widely understood that lesbians don’t exist. At least, that’s what my big sister informed me. Maybe you still hold onto the belief in Father Christmas? I’m here to tell you – he isn’t real either. The tooth fairy is a myth too. Moreover, if you happen to sniff a dandelion and then wet the bed that same night, it’s likely just a coincidence. I’m fortunate to have a big sister who imparts such wisdom: perhaps you are an only child or your older sister has passed away, leaving you without guidance. In any case, I hope you’re not too distressed by my honest revelation, and maybe now you can progress with your life.
Hope that clarifies things!
